ALF is short fo what?
a) Alfred b)Alfredo c)Alien Life Form. d)Absolute Looser Fuzz

ALF has a real name and it is...
a) Gordon Shumway b)Alfonso Linx c) Cat-eating-shit-face d)Bill O'Reilly

ALF is from a planet called...
a) Catular b) Melmac c) Pluto d) Planet of the Ugly Apes

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